So if you're bored and want someone that fails to laugh at check out this guy, Niiick, who is (kind of) my friend. I have these (crazy) friends who brutally make a mockery of him, and it is quite amazing.

Check 'em out here: [link]

Really. Niiick just fails at love, social acceptance, fashion, and life in general.

The way Niiick’s expressions are drawn... you must witness their amusingness for yourselves.

All Oh-My-Damn needs to post now it Star Tards...

Happy Reading. XD

I keep getting e-mails and PMs from here and FF about updating and such. I know I should do something... I really do.

-Update all stories
It's been forever, I understand. I have good reasons, I promise.

-Comment on good work of others
No, I didn't get a PM about this, but it's been bugging me. I'm soooo lazy...

-Kick people off my computer
Partly why I CAN'T update. There's always someone on the computer. No worries! In two years I'll have my own... lol.

-Update all stories
SO MANY MESSAGES ABOUT JUST THIS. My favorite one was this one girl who wrote: 'Update.' That was it.

-Change my avatar.
I LIKE MY AVATAR! Rin (deviant) and Tifa (FF) are my favorite characters...

-Finish a story before you write a new one.
Acknowledged.

-Update journal.
I did it, *****!

-Beta my story please! It's about *blah blah blah* with *blah blah blah* pairings but I don't know how to *blah blah* and I was wondering if you'd fill in that part for me???
I honestly get PMs like this. Really? (obviously with varying *blahs*)

-Be a monitor for our new community!
I already do like, three. Sorry.


You PMs have been read and considered, I promise. This is just a general rant for followers who are irritated with me for not doing anything. A brief explanation of sorts.

I will update, one day...........................

So, me (being Emily) and one of my friends (her name is Katrina) draw... comics.

Mostly we draw them just to kill time, but a lot of people seem to think that they're funny as hell.

The main comic is about two (and sometimes more) aliens that go arund space... usually blowing up planets for fun or because they say France... and the two main aliens are based on guys from our old school that happened to both be alien-like to me and Katrina. Combine them and some free (and boring) time in art class, and it results in these poorly-drawn comics.

So I think I'll scan as many as we can find and post them here. Who knows? Maybe you'll get a laugh out of them.

I count, sorry. Maybe I shouldn't have started three projects at once...

But oooooooooooooh... my school might be closed down soon, which means I might get to go to DV! WHOOT! (My beta/best-y friend goes there.) And I will be free! (to do what I want... lol)

But sorry I haven't updated... next to probably be upated is either 'Help Me Forget the Cold' or some random one-shot I wrote. (Does that count as an update???)

NOT.

Crappy Christmas for me.

Got what I wanted and everything... BUT,

FAMILY SUCKED. WEATHER SUCKED. And NO COMPUTER ACCESS. And I got GROUNDED for SPEAKING my MIND.

Word of advice for older sisters: Us younger sisters remember everything. EVERYTHING. You make us miserable and we'll come back to bite you twice as hard- guaranteed. And trust me, we've got sharp teeth.

So, how was your Chritmas? Hope it was better then mine. Make me feel better- tell me what a great Christmas YOU had, please.

Updates hopefully coming around New Year's.